A Word to Spammers

Oh, spammers. How clever you think you are.

These are the comments I’ve received in the last week or so. Don’t they just evoke brilliance and personal connection?

They’re barely coherent.

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“Navy maintains no such experiment occurred. Only in the final decade has there been an explosion on solar conversion technology.”

Ah, yes.  And I write so much about the Navy and experiments with solar conversion technology.  I can see you have read a plethora of my posts related to this one.

 

“What a stuff of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious knowledge concerning unexpected feelings.”

Extra points for ‘preserveness.’  What a stuff.

“It is estimated that more than half of adult Americans use vitamin supplements regularly. Most diet plans mention and briefly tell people that they need to exercise but only give a little bit of information about the subject. Probiotic supplements will give you the same benefits as food sources.”

So, are we Pro Exercise?  Pro vitamins?  Pro biotic?  Pro supplements?

 

“One can easily bluff about themselves in online dating, but this will be quite tough when someone is meeting with their counterpart face to face. For your online dating profile, that means using attention-grabbing headlines, regular updates, and maybe a line or two that shows how witty you are. Women will now view us as the ones who should be chased.”

First of all, I do not bluff.  Let’s get that straight right now.  Second, I don’t have an online dating profile.  Unless you consider this site to be one big first date.  And I, by the way, do not consider it as such.  Women will view us as the ones to be chased? Um, I don’t like being chased.

 

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Oh, yes!  LOL, my friend.  So much to laugh out loud about regarding the usage of. Can you are getting my associate link in my host?  By all means.  LOL!

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I don’t really know how to respond to this.  Cheers.

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4 thoughts on “A Word to Spammers

  1. Well, I really did chuckle out loud at your responses to the spammers. I wonder how many were Asian? (Not to be rude, but the way they’ve written seems to be like the instructions I’ve read on various items I’ve purchased that originated in Asia.)

    At any rate, that sort of spam is a lot better than what my gmail regularly re-directs to my spam folder. It makes me cringe to read it, even when I am simply skimming for something that inadvertently ended up in there. Things like P**** Enlargements, and the like. Ugh.

    I enjoyed reading YOUR spam, and especially your witty remarks. Hopefully there’ll be a second installment down the road. :D

  2. I think a lot of the “credit” has to go to those online translations that try so hard to conquer foreign vernaculars. (Gosh, I’m starting to sound like them.)

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