“Buddy, please don’t peel your orange with the toenail clippers.”

I can’t believe the things I hear myself say.

There are some rules you don’t know you have until someone breaks them.


4 thoughts on “Clippings

  1. Oh Tricia, just wait until you have Jr. High boys……there won’t even be toenail clippers around. The word “hygiene” goes right out the window:)

  2. I totally know the feeling…I never thought I would ever hear myself say, “Get your toes out of your mouth!!!” which I had to say to my 8 year old son when he uses his teeth for nail clippers!!! :)

  3. LOL!! Choked on my coffee reading this! I once caught myself saying, “Bubby, we don’t eat our cereal with a crayon.”

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