Not Yet Rated

Roofer: So, what kind of work do you do?

Me: I am an author.

Roofer: Oh, you are? Do you write kids books?

Me: No, adult books.

Roofer: *Adult* books??

Me: No, I mean… No. Wait.

(I have got to think of a better answer to that question.)

2 thoughts on “Not Yet Rated

  1. “I write memoir for adults”… but I’m sure you’ve already thought of that. :P Damn 50 Shades of Grey screwing up that answer!

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