Roofer: So, what kind of work do you do?
Me: I am an author.
Roofer: Oh, you are? Do you write kids books?
Me: No, adult books.
Roofer: *Adult* books??
Me: No, I mean… No. Wait.
(I have got to think of a better answer to that question.)
tricialottwilliford
tricialottwilliford 
“I write memoir for adults”… but I’m sure you’ve already thought of that. :P Damn 50 Shades of Grey screwing up that answer!
Hmm, “grown-up” books? (What would half-grown books look like?)